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Marriage Counselling.........Zema

  Author:  42945  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/12/2008 4:39:00 AM)
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Marriage Counseling



A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her passionately.



The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.



The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"



The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

I got this in an email....LOL!!!

Luv and Peace.....Zema





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Date: 5/12/2008 5:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 51106    LOL very cute, thanks for sharing with us!  
Date: 5/12/2008 5:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 64414    LOL!!  
Date: 5/12/2008 3:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    Heheheheeee!!! thanks girls...:)  
Date: 5/12/2008 5:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 23963    LOL...thanks for the laugh Zema hehehe. This joke was good. *Hugs* :)  
Date: 5/12/2008 10:18:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    LOL thanks Robert hahahaaaa...:)  
Date: 5/16/2008 8:52:00 AM  From Authorid: 24003    LOL!  
Date: 5/16/2008 6:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    Thank you Adrienne! heheheheeeeee :)  
Date: 5/16/2008 8:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 12341    This is so funny Zema! I have to copy and send it to the girls.  
Date: 5/17/2008 5:28:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 42945    Heheheheheee @ Brenda, I got this in an email...lol!! :)  

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