Date: 7/22/2008 3:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 36901
You're a meanie. You're lucky she didn't kick your butt. ;)  |
Date: 7/22/2008 3:49:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
Just wonder tho,what have any of you guys ever run from.lol  |
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Date: 7/22/2008 3:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 36901
Oh, I've had my butt kicked by a chicken before. My brothers were messing with her babies and she chose to take her revenge out on me instead of them. I've also been attacked by a duck and a goose. Not fun! |
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Date: 7/22/2008 3:58:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
lol,i know it was mostly mischef,that caused me to do it,and i did say,i was sorry,and i did think there at one time she was going to take the broom to me,so,you know what a chicken will do?Them suckers will cop an attitude in a ney york minent if ya mess with thier setting eggs,or thier babbies,"giggles" |
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Date: 7/22/2008 4:08:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
I just saw where you got into it with a goose,holly molly what did you do to provoke that.they hurt also.lol |
Date: 7/22/2008 4:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 15157
Ya...from a mean ole goose! LOL  |
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Date: 7/22/2008 4:56:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
hey kiki,here ya got to make your own fun,i got bored.and a goose that bites you,they hurt,very painful.thanks for the stop over.be good. |
Date: 7/22/2008 5:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey there, Star Two! :) I loved your telling, lady. The mental image was awesome.;) Thanks for sharing with us, my friend. Write on...  |
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Date: 7/22/2008 5:14:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
Kronk,lol.good to see and hear from you,my two boys don't stand a chance around here.Just got one of them the other nite,dumped cold water over the top of the shower.they have thier time with me also,and the grandkids to.lol |
Date: 7/22/2008 5:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
LOL! Poor Betty Lou. This was hilarious. Thank you for the laughter. HUGS  |
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Date: 7/22/2008 5:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
When I was 3 years old, I went with my aunt to slop the hog at the junk yard where my uncle worked. We went into this rickety old shack with rickety old worktables underneath all the windows, and one rickety old table with lots of old television tubes and big glass mason jars filled with stuff. Beside it was an old rusty rollaway bed with a dirty mattress, folded and standing upright. I was just waiting for my aunt taking all of this in when my uncle thought it would be cute to call the hog in. The hog was at least 400 lbs. and way bigger than me, and that sucker was coming straight for me. I climbed that old rollaway, and my hands got caught in the springs, and the rollaway came tumbling down on that table breaking it, while the hog was trying to rut on me, and all the glass tubes, and jars went everywhere breaking. My Aunt jerked me up, and my uncle shooed the hog out, and I got the red ribbed rubber washing machine hose across my backside for causing all the commotion. |
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Date: 7/22/2008 5:45:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
Hey there kiddo,nani,you sound just about as full of mischief as i'm.loved the hog comment,and betty low want be asking me for any more favors any time soon.But i loved the out door farm life,and the animals.lol. |
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Date: 7/22/2008 5:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
LOL! StarTwo, my guess is that Betty Lou is feeling pretty suckered right now...like, suckered once shame on you, suckered twice, shame on me. She'll get over it. LOL! |
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Date: 7/22/2008 5:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
"spits tea on wall," Resure,got your message,and i'm still laughting,thanks, |
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Date: 7/22/2008 5:52:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
LOL@ nani,yep. |
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Date: 7/22/2008 6:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 36901
I was walking my dog in the park and he found a goose egg in a hole in a tree. I was on the other side of the tree and didn't realize what was going on until the goose had him by the tail (LMAO). When I tried to make her let go, she went after me. |
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Date: 7/22/2008 6:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 64365
oooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeee! Those goosies ain't nothin' nice when it comes to their eggs and goslings... |
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Date: 7/22/2008 6:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
LGC,hope i got it right,i'm telling ya,"we need to leave these birds alone,they do get serious attitudes"but behind a tree,at least you were caught off guard"lmao @ you, |
Date: 7/23/2008 12:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 998
Awwww Jeanie, this kind of story is the exact thing I missed so much while you were away from USM. I needed this grin today ... very very much !!! Hmmm, you wanna know what kind of trouble I have gotten into??? I got myself in a peck of trouble in the first few days we were here in Western Washington. After 18 years in desolate Phoenix, we were drinking in all the beautiful scenery up here. Well, we were driving past a little park on an ocean bluff. I was excited to see real apples, growing on real trees .. LOL. I told George to stop the car, I wanted to run out and pick one. Well, with my eyes on the shiny apple prize .. I didn't watch out where I was stepping. However the hive of bee's saw me, and a couple of them decided to fly up my shorts and bite-me-bottom. Ooowwwiee, and I couldn't sit down in the car the entire way back home. :-P~~~ I have always watched out around any shiny things ever since .. LOL  |
Date: 7/23/2008 12:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 48250
LOL I Cracked up reading this One!------loved it!....It's also great to see You back here at USM as well StarTwo/Jeanie!!---T/C  |
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Date: 7/23/2008 12:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 48250
haha this reminds me of the Summer day back when a pig chased me over some June Sour Apples & an old gentleman farmer with coveralls in all was waiting atop the hill busting laughing at me knowing full well that old pig would chase me., Then, a couple months ago some Canadian Geese that are protected here near one of our lakes in the lowlands chased me------the part about the hen wanting to lay her eggs for some baby chicks & the rooster not being around cracks me up!!-----reminding me of that old Sam Cooke song, "I've got a lil' Red Rooster too lazy to crow for days, he keeps all the hens in the barnyard upset in every way!" lol haha... |
Date: 7/23/2008 12:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 3835
The visual while reading this was so vivid!! I would have laughed to witness it,too!! Thanks for the smiles (-:  |
Date: 7/23/2008 2:06:00 AM
From Authorid: 42945
Jeanie, my hubby and I just had the biggest laugh of our life in some time reading this story of yours LMBO!! it was hilarious and thank you for the laugh LOL!!!! :)  |
Date: 7/23/2008 2:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 46527
LOL, that's hilarious, you rotten meanie...LOL!!!  |
Date: 7/23/2008 2:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 64566
Star Two , thanks for sharing this story even though I should be saying shame on you. LOL !!!!!!! I enjoyed the laugh.  |
Date: 7/23/2008 4:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 64414
LOL !!!!!!!  |
Date: 7/23/2008 4:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 25390
LMAO, oh Jeanie, how I've missed your evil antics...I bet Brenda never trusts you again, heehee!  |
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Date: 7/23/2008 4:57:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
Hey there Ms Ginger,Bee's,chickens,and greese,any thing with a beak,or stinger,stay away.those bee's sit down hard.lol. |
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Date: 7/23/2008 5:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
Ky/bluebird,thanks for stoping by,I can get into more mischief,than carter's got liver pills.But love it.if i get bored,i call my sis jo or kathy,and here we go.lol |
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Date: 7/23/2008 5:04:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
Surf,lol,i felt guilty all of 5 seconds.but better brenda than me,i couldn't run if my life depended on it.lol |
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Date: 7/23/2008 5:07:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
Oddy,she don't,i fixed a wire yesterday on a lamp,and wanted her to plug it in to see if it worked.Brenda,looked at me like i'd was out of my itty bitty mind.lmbo |
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Date: 7/23/2008 5:12:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
Zema,thanks,glad you enjoyed it,you should have been there,"the great chicken run" i crack up every time i think of it,I know,it was not exactly the thing to do but hey,she didn't get hurt and the only spuring brenda got was the spuring on to run, |
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Date: 7/23/2008 5:15:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
LSR,lol,i'll do 10 hail marys.can baptist do hail mary's.Need to check that out,i do.lol |
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Date: 7/23/2008 5:17:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
Ree-run,and clifford,thanks for stoping by,lol.jeanie/ |
Date: 7/23/2008 5:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 46069
Jeanie.. you are too funny.. lol  |
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Date: 7/23/2008 5:37:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
Lol,@ Tara,what can i say,it was worth the laught,thanks for droping in. |
Date: 7/23/2008 7:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 58078
Ohhhh you mean. lol  |
Date: 7/23/2008 8:00:00 AM
From Authorid: 64123
Too funny! Thanks for the laugh :)  |
Date: 7/23/2008 8:14:00 AM
From Authorid: 10245
lmao! wish I had been there to see it. I've never seen a chicken attack... I have been the victim of a vicious rooster, though ;o)  |
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Date: 7/23/2008 8:47:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
LOL.Ip,i no it was mean,but it felt good for some strange reason.I love a good ole belly laught,where tears run,and you just about wet yourself.that was good to me. |
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Date: 7/23/2008 8:51:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
Purple sky,lol.thanks for droping by,and mercury,a chicken attack,is about like a rooster attack,pecking,spuring,but brenda's boobs would have kept the chicken from flying into her face.lol. |
Date: 7/23/2008 9:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 21903
OMG, this is the silliest thing I've read in a while! Where in the south are you from? Some good southern language used in here and I loved it!  |
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Date: 7/23/2008 10:53:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
lol,freckles,i live in Ahoskie nc,on a small farm,with noth'nt but corn fields all around me.some tobacco that is the back 40 as we call it,and my sister jo,lives around the curve from me,and Betty lou lives behind her,with Brenda living next door to jo.and you would think,that brenda would no by now,what jo,kathy,(my other sister)do to each other.like when the men went fishing at Nags Head,nc.and left us women alone,we had a few beers,and for some reason,i put surup on jo's toilet set,boy was she ever after me.but all we do is cut-up.I just left jo's house a bit of ago.and she's giving my brother-in law a fit.and yes,we do talk southren.can't help it,thats us.no put on.lmbo |
Date: 7/23/2008 2:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 62579
Giggles that was too funny!!  |
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Date: 7/23/2008 2:16:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
Thanks Angel,for droping by,and you'd think the older i get,i'd behave.NOT lol. |
Date: 7/23/2008 3:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 62881
LMBO! That was funny! Reminds me of a Rhode Island Red rooster we had when we were growing up. I used to "sing" to him...LOL!...just to aggravate him. I made screeching noises in my song, awful crowing sounds, too...voice deliberately cracking up...LOL! Well...one day my sister went outside and that rooster jumped up on her back, claws dug into her shoulders, and he would peck her on the head! LMAO! I still laugh at that! After that everytime she went outside that rooster would try to jump on her and peck her on the head! Eventually I think he ended up in the frying pan cause he had become so mean...Tasty critter though! LMAO!  |
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Date: 7/23/2008 7:55:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
lol hi froggy,yep,those roosters will put some serious bird bumps on your head.some are meaner than others,i had a few run in's with them also.and a turkey."giggles" |
Date: 7/24/2008 12:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 26303
LOL. A part of me thinks that was way out of order. But the evil side of me thinks, I wish I was there to see it. lol
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Date: 7/24/2008 12:30:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
I think the evil side of me took over,Aussie,this "lil"angel peck me up side the head,and said"jeanie,get brenda to collect those eggs,you don't want no flaping wings beating you all up side your head,and you no you can't run.so brenda was just the right person.it was a class act to see.lol |
Date: 7/24/2008 2:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 51876
I was remembering that scene in Cold Mountain when the Nicole Kidman character was trapped under the porch with the Rooster, really funny story.It's Deseperate Country Housewifes.lol  |
Date: 7/24/2008 6:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 4548
lol your stories are always my favorite on here, jeannie.  |
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Date: 7/24/2008 8:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 21903
Hey, I'm southern myself, I have come to love/embrace the southern language--though I think you got the language down a bit more than I do (I'm from Nashville TN), but I still have a LITTLE bit of an accent! hehe. |
Date: 7/24/2008 12:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 63241
ROFL!!! Thanks for the laugh!!  |
Date: 7/24/2008 1:00:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5061
Thank you ALL ya'll for all the chatter,the smiles,and most of all,for really and truly me.I feel like i'm back home again.
love ya gang, jeanie/ |
