Date: 12/1/2008 1:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 10657
MOM, I didn't do it honest it was already like that!  |
Date: 12/1/2008 1:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 42945
The devil made me say it mum!! from my son when he was 4 for swearing!  |
Date: 12/1/2008 3:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 58416
The cat did it! lol My nephew used that one with an incident with baby powder and the bathroom. I thought it was pretty funny for him to blame the cat lol  |
Date: 12/1/2008 4:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 11199
glas you're back. i missed you  |
Date: 12/1/2008 5:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 21903
So glad to see you are back!!I hope your trip was WONDERFUL! Its snowing in central Indiana today... Best excuse ever....I don't know, I haven't heard any real creative ones lately.  |
Date: 12/1/2008 9:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 4144
but mom i have to take that call because brittany needs the answers to her homework!! yeah...when my daughter was 9 years old she tried cheating for the first time. poor thing was too stupid to know to keep it from me!!  |
Date: 12/1/2008 9:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 4144
BTW...glad you'e back!!  |
Date: 12/1/2008 11:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 11176
hehe we got snow flurries today , best excuse with male bosses: can't go to work "women issues"  |
Date: 12/1/2008 12:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 14909
The one that cracked my up the most was this guy he had a grandmother who had died like 4 times before the company caught on.  |
Date: 12/1/2008 4:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 11199
a sleezy guy to his boss. my girlfriend is in labor, my wife is having female surgery, and my mother is going thru menopause, it causing me to have a nervous breakdown.  |
Date: 12/1/2008 9:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
I am doing my hair that night.  |
Date: 12/1/2008 10:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 22433
My favorite is still one from the pilot episode of 'friends'. The guys are asking if Pheobe wants to come help put together some furniture, and she goes, "oh I wish I could, but I don't want to"...plain and simple: it's the truth and right to the point! haha  |
Date: 12/2/2008 8:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 53961
"It's not my car and I just started driving. I'm not use to how fast it takes off!" - to a police officer who pulled me over for speeding right after we had changed drivers...  |