Early one February morning in Green Township Ohio, two young men sat on a porch of one of the boys named Alex. "I'll never find my soul mate!!!" Cried the distressed Alex. Alex was in his late teen years, very smart and well built due to his wrestleing background...wrestling with bears that is.
"I'm sick and tired of your constant complaining, that's all you ever think about anymore. My soulmate this, my soulmate that, just shut up about it. Why don't we go out and get some beers!" His (Alex's) best friend said.
"You just don't understand Jake, I want someone to spend the rest of my life with, and I want them now.I don't want to drink everyday of my life and then go try to drag race all the guys from our school with your Pinto. I want to find Ms. Right!" Said Alex in one long breath.
"Whatever, you're too boring these days, I'm out of here, I'm going to the bars.
"Jake! Wait! I'm sorry." Alex yelled.
"Whatever, I'll talkto you later!"Jake replied as he walked out on to the street.
"LOOK OUT JAKE!!!!" Alex said as Jake walk right out in front of a bus, and was killed instantly.
Exactly one year later in February Alex was lying on a bear skin rug in front of a roaring fire with the girl of his dreams.(having a good time, if you know what I mean) When a loud voice inturups.
"I love you Alex, how could you? You would've had to have known. BUt hear you are with a girl and having your fun on the annaversary of my death. I will ahunt you now and forever."
"Jake? I knew about your love for me but I couldn't return it. You see...I just don't swing that way. I finnally found my soulmate and I'm the happiest I've ever been." Just move on.
And with that a cold breeze came through and the presance was gone.Alex and Yolanda lived happily ever after.
THE END...OR IS IT
